January 2012
3 tags
ok i think it’s time
i must get rid of Christmas Selena on my blog
:’(
got one Happy New Years txt
was a wrong number
My Gran: “You know that Jason Button has opened a food shop in Harrogate?”
- actually referring to Jenson Button’s restaurant.
happy fuckin’ new year.
December 2011
“new year. new me <3”
no. you’ll still be the same annoying cunt as you are now and you’ll still make dumbass facebook statuses like that.
Anonymous asked: matt, just thought as i have never sent you an ask before i'd tell you that i love your blog and you have made me love selena gomez:') you are gorgeous and brilliant, have a good new year<3
i’m glad we came up to my gran’s for new year
just means i can blog all night somewhere different
bbbbbecca asked: you were added to my favourite blogs of 2011 :) if you want to check out the post just go to my blog and on the right of the top bar is a link that will take you straight there :) have a happy new year and i hope it's a good one for you :) x
Mum: What on earth are you doing?
Me: ... making dubstep..
Mum: ...
Me: that doesn't mean doing drugs, I promise
yeah ok we get it
your middle fingers are the 11 in 2011
you can all stop now
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Mom: *death glare burning through your soul*
Me: Um...
people who send hate and then say that doing it off anon justifies it
NO FAGGOT
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Happy new year to all the Australians that live in the future or some shit
